10 Essential Tips for Caring for Your Stretched Ears and Plugs

As someone with stretched ears and plugs, I’ve learned a lot about how to keep them healthy and looking dope. And let me tell you, it’s not always as easy as it seems. So, I’m here to give you my top 10 essential tips for caring for your stretched ears and plugs, with a humorous twist!

1. Don’t be a cheap plug - Invest in quality materials. Cheap plugs may be tempting, but trust me, they're not worth it. Not only can they irritate your skin, but they can also break or fall out easily. And let’s face it, losing a plug is like losing a best friend.

2. Don’t stretch too fast - It's not a race. Be patient, grasshopper. Stretching your ears takes time, and if you rush it, you’ll end up with uneven holes or even worse, a blowout. Take it slow and steady.

3. Keep them clean - Nobody likes a stinky ear. Use a gentle soap to clean your plugs and ears regularly to avoid bacteria buildup and funky smells. And please, for the love of all things holy, don’t use alcohol or peroxide. Your ears are not a science experiment.

4. Oil up - Massaging your ears with jojoba oil or vitamin E oil can help keep them moisturized and healthy. Plus, it feels like a mini spa treatment for your ears.

5. Take a break - Let your ears breathe. Take your plugs out for a bit each day to avoid irritation and promote circulation. Give those babies some fresh air and let them shine.

6. No sharing - Sharing may be caring, but not when it comes to plugs. Sharing your plugs with your friends can lead to infections and all sorts of nastiness. Just say no.

7. Don’t sleep in them - Sleeping with your plugs in may seem like a good idea, but it can actually cause your lobes to become swollen and sore. Give your ears a break and take your plugs out before bed.

8. Size matters - Know your size. Don’t try to stretch too far too fast, and make sure you're using the right size plug for your current stretch. Trust me, you don’t want to end up with a plug that's too big for your lobes.

9. Be careful with jewelry - Don’t go overboard with heavy or dangly jewelry. Your ears can only handle so much weight, and you don’t want to stretch them out or damage your lobes.

10. Own it - You’re a unique and beautiful individual, and your stretched ears are a part of that. Don’t be ashamed or hide them. Rock those plugs with confidence and show the world who’s boss.

There you have it friends. My top 10 tips for caring for your stretched ears and plugs. Follow these guidelines, and your lobes will be happy and healthy for years to come. And who knows, you might even inspire a few others to join the big ear club.

 

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